STAND-UP / IMPROV / HOSTING
LXE
Funny on purpose.
Brain surgeon by day, comedian by night. I run a monthly comedy show in San Mateo and I will happily come ruin the quiet at yours.
BIO
Who is this guy?
LXE is a Bay Area comedian who does stand-up, improv and hosting, sometimes in the same night. He produces and hosts Comedy Uncorked: Local Standup, a monthly show at A2 Wine Bar in San Mateo that has been running for over 10 months.
By day he is a neurosurgeon. By night he tells jokes to strangers, and only one of those audiences is awake.
He has performed at Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club and the Ameswell Hotel, and is available for clubs, private parties and company events all over the Bay Area.
10+ months
of Comedy Uncorked
5 comics
on every lineup
0 hecklers
who won
WHAT I DO
Shows of all types
Tell me the room and the crowd. I'll bring the right version of me.
01
Stand-up
Guest spots, feature sets and full shows. Written jokes, delivered by a man who rehearsed them in the car.
02
Improv
Scenes built from your suggestions. No script, no net, and yes, somebody always shouts "pineapple".
03
Hosting and MC
I keep the night moving, say the names right and make your raffle feel like a headliner.
04
Private and company events
Birthdays, fundraisers, holiday parties, retirements. Material fitted to the room, including the room with your boss in it.
THE SAN MATEO SHOW
Comedy Uncorked
Local Standup
My own comedy night in San Mateo, once a month for over 10 months now. Four guest comics, one headliner, me hosting, and a room that laughs loud enough to worry the neighbors.
A2 Wine Bar, 117 South B Street, San Mateo / Next show Saturday, December 12, 7:30 pm / $15
Upcoming dates
NOV 12
The Ameswell Hotel
Thursday, 6:00 pm, Mountain View
NOV 19
Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club
Thursday, 3:00 pm, Sunnyvale
DEC 12
Comedy Uncorked Tickets
Saturday, 7:30 pm, A2 Wine Bar, San Mateo
Your date not on here? Put it on here.
PHOTOS
Photographic evidence
FAQ
Frequently heckled questions
Are you actually funny?
People in San Mateo keep buying tickets, and I have checked: they are not all related to me.
Are you really a brain surgeon?
Yes. Neurosurgeon by day, comedian by night. If a joke goes over your head, I'm qualified to find out why.
What kinds of events do you do?
Comedy clubs, bar shows, company parties, fundraisers, birthdays and retirements. If there is a microphone and the audience agreed to be there, I'm in.
Is your material clean?
It comes in three settings: boardroom, wine night and late show. Pick one when you book so I don't find out which one your boss wanted halfway through a joke.
Will you pick on my friend in the front row?
Only if they're a good sport and you tipped me off first. Crowd work is a chat with a stranger. Nobody gets ambushed.
How long is a set?
That depends on your event, so tell me how much time you need filled. Hosting runs as long as your event does, plus however long the raffle takes.
What do you need from us?
A working microphone, a light pointed at me and chairs pointed the same way. Comedy next to a buffet line is a fight I will lose to the shrimp.
How much does it cost?
More than your cousin who "does bits", less than the open bar. Send me the date, the place and the crowd size and I'll reply with a real number.
Can I perform on your San Mateo show?
Maybe. Comedy Uncorked books four guests and a headliner every month. Sign up on the comics page and I'll send you the details.
BOOKING
Book LXE
One email does it. I answer fast, because the alternative is working on new material.
aleksandyr@yahoo.comPut this in the email
- The date, start time and city
- What kind of event it is and how many people
- Stand-up, improv, hosting, or a mix
- How clean you need it
- Your budget, if you have one
2026 LXE Comedy. San Mateo, California.
Instagram @neurodoclex / @alekseylavery